Howdy Pardners!

Howdy pardners, my name is Cheese (curds only) and I used to play on this darn fine server right here! I lassoed up one of those e-mail compooters and found that there were finally people comin' back to the saloon! I tell ya' pals, I've been waitin'! I also heard from word of mouth, but sadly there are no advances in the "Rusty Mcgee" case that I know y'all have been tracking so close! Well, I can't say there's much else to say, so I'm gonna go hop on my horse and giddy outta the town for now, as to not attract some thiefs, ye' see? I'll meet ya'll back around at the lunar showdown, but for now, I'm off! Wee hoooooo!

I was going to try to write a reply as in old western dialogue, but I couldn't think of anything. I just want you to know, when I read this, I laughed for like 5 minutes straight. It's great to see you back Cheese!

P.S. There's a snake in my boot.